Dobbies

What is Dobbies?


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garden centre where middle class halfwits come and ask for everything they buy to be wrapped in tissue paper.

"Hello, I work at Dobbies and I'm suicidal"

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"Can i take the next customer at this checkout please"

"Hi, you don't mind wrapping this mug, compost bag, barbecue and towel up in tissue paper do you? It's just I've got a long journey back home and I don't want them to break"

"Get bent, bitch."

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