What is Dobbs?
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DOBBS, or Delayed Onset Blue Ball Syndrome, is a rather common occurrence in human males. Associated with the common "Blue Ball Syndrome", DOBBS is the occurrence of this syndrome, after a prolonged period of time. It happens most often after an intense make out session with a girl. The more intense the session, and the closer you get to sex, without doing it, the more painful the result. Methods of prevention include, but are not limited to: excessive masturbation, celibacy, and just tappin' that shit.
"Dude, Jenny and I totally made out last night!"
"Well, how was it? Ya get any?"
"No man, and all I've got now is a bad case of the DOBBS."
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Shit, a useless or disgusting thing. Also a verb, to make a perfectly fine thing Dobbs.
I walked into the bathroom and some guy was taking a HUGE Dobbs. It smelled terrible.
I hope I don't totally Dobbs my test tomorrow.
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slang for car. not just any car. the car has been pimped out and looks fly.
He was rollin on dobbs into the bar.
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When you shit so much your asshole hurts, you have to dobb it.
Julia D. had diarrhea and the dobbs insued. Corey shat soo much she had to dobb it from her taint to her monkey butt.
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Dobbs basically means older brother.
"Ey dobbs, I'm getting hungry. Let's go eat."
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often used as a referance to the female persuasion. it may alao mean a womans breast or ass
jon got a girlfried and had to hop on them dobbs
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someone who uses the words "friggin" and "homeslice" a lot
Man that dobbs said he had a friggin problem that friggin a homeslice told him when he called.
