Dock Ellis Bitch

What is Dock Ellis Bitch?

1.

exclamation; used when having navigated a difficult situation while under the influence. (2) n. the event of being inebriated while functioning at something meant for people who are sober such as working or performing brain surgery.

Named for Dock Ellis, the Padres pitcher who took three tabs of LSD and accidentally pitched a no-hitter.

"High as hell AND I passed the bar exam. Dock Ellis, bitch!"

"I pulled a straight up Dock Ellis bitch at school today."

"Yeah, I'm drunk. And I'm calling you from the cockpit, homie! Dock Ellis bitch!"
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