What is Docked?
1.
Extremely intoxicated. Unable to speak. Unable to function. Loss of reality
Matt: Dude order a pizza!
Nathan: mannn i wish i could but i'm docked!
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2.
to be removed/eliminated from or no longer able to hangout/associate with a group of friends, people, a "crew", ect. Usually because youve done somthing stupid.
George - "We all fucking hate Dom."
Carl - "I know"
Dom - "Wana hangout guys?"
George - "No Dom, you've been docked."
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3.
meaning to be stationary, or kept in one place. Derrived from Dirty Sam in New Providence, NJ.
Man I'm docked this weekend.
(meaning I'm grounded and can't go anywhere and stationary)