Doctor Edit Meaning

1.

Someone who puts up with an ever more impatient public demanding quick fixes for innocuous conditions while facing scrutiny from those who judge service, cost-accountability, and adherence to legal definitions of medicine.

Doctors usually give up being caregivers when they meet people who provide definitions in slangdefine

See diluted

2.

A Doctor is someone who goes to school for up to 16 years after they graduate high school, only to lose their job and liscense on their first day because some family filed a malpractice lawsuit because he couldn't save their doomed-in-the-first-place family member.

Jon went to school until he was 32 to become a Doctor, but on his first day when he failed to save his patient who had a failing liver and could not have been saved anyway, the family filed a malpractice lawsuit against him and he lost his job, liscense to practice, 16 years of his life, and several hundred thousand dollars in school tuition fees. Isn't the American Legal System great?

See surgeon, surgery, lawsuit, legal, america

3.

Someone who has spent 11-16 years of training after high school and over hundreds of thousands of dollars to become certified as a doctor.

Because of medical malpractice lawsuits, medicare, medicaid doctors salaries are declining.

See Geoffrey

4.

An alien with two hearts, resembling a human, who travels through time and space with various gorgeous companions that can't resist him because he's just so awesome. Battles evil aliens all over the universe and saves countless lives, civilizations, and planets.

I know someone who can help, he's called the Doctor.

See doctor, tardis, alien, brilliant

5.

verb: To add a cultural flavor to a food that has been prepared at the store. This process is usually done when a person does not have time to authentically prepare a dish.

"Go get me some of that potato salad at the store and I'll doctor it up. I don't have time to be peelin' no potatoes!"

See fix

6.

One who goes to school for 16ish years only to have no idea what is wrong with you.

We went to the doctor and he had no idea what what wrong with her.

See dr, stupid, doctor, blood

7.

A smart person from India who moved to the USAto become rich and make loads of money

If your a doctor your from India

See indian, india, money, rich, smart