What is Doctor Marmot?
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The swedish god of all things small and furry, with the ability to transmute any object he touches into an avocado floating in a bucket of goats intestines. Doctor marmot invented the vcr, the flush toilet, and mexico. doctor marmots laughter can cure AIDS, cancer, and parkinsons deseise... to bad he only laughs when he reaches orgasm... and to do that he has to kill a goat.
Doctor marmot hides sweet sugar candies in the pants of young children to celebrate arbor day, unfortunately he then uses their candy filled corpses as air hockey pucks, and has sex with their fathers.
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A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills..
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u aint got that
meaning u dont have it
and u never will cause u aint cool enough to even have it in the first place!
oh what now! lol..
