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Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.
These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once ..
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To get laid.
So Mitch, did you tat some tuss this weekend or what?..
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Frustration caused by the inability to get an erection after taking a dose of Viagra.
He's suffering from viagravation because he ..