Dodge Edit Meaning

1.

a place everyone wants to get the hell out of..

"nobody that graduates from my school goes to an out of state college. fuck that, i'm getting the hell out of dodge..."

no, dodge is not the name of my town. it's just an expression

2.

Choice vehicle in trailer parks

I fucked my sister in the backseat of my dodge last night

See heehaw

3.

'This place' or the general area

Aww shit, 5-O be coming, let's get da fuck outta dodge

4.

To runaway, escape, or use ninja-tactics (such as teleportation, or smoke-bomb-and-backflip) to avoid being caught.

damn yo, this place is crazy lame... lets dodge.

Oh no! it's the fuzz! dodge, yo!

5.

dead

on

day

guarantee

ends

as soon as my warranty ended my dodge fell apart

See car, american, recall

6.

dodge... the only truck company to succesfully build the biggest piece of shit on the road. 50,000 miles is like armageddon for dodge drivers, say goodye to your transmission.

look at shanes piece of shit dodge, wat do you know the transmissions on the ground again.

See dodge, shit, crap, broken, worthless

7.

Occures in online gaming when a player talks trash and then refuses to back it up when a better player challenges him to a game. The "Dodge" is often followed up with a lame excuse as to why he can't play the better player.

NoobKid: I just pwndyou AveragePlayer!

NoobKid: You suck you noob!

AveragePlayer: You got lucky, I suck on that map.

NoobKid: Your clan sucks! I pwneveryone you n00bs!

GosuClanLeader: STFU nooband 1v1 me if you think your so good!

NoobKid: Can't.

AveragePlayer: Why... you know you will lose? ROFL

NoobKid: Mom needs computer, I g2g.

GosuClanLeader: OMFG! dodge me more plz!

AveragePlayer: ROFL!! Biggest dodge I've ever seen.

1.

(Insert x-girlfriends name here) Dodge is when you see any of your x-girlfriends in a public place and narrowly escape a very painful and awkward conversation. Most applicable when the previous breakup was not so good.

Sam: Holy Crap man! I just did the most extreme (Bre) DODGE!

Trent:Where? I know she works at Fred Meyer..

Sam: yeah, I was in line for Starbucks and she was standing right next to me with a clipboard, so scary!

Trent: What did you do?

Sam: I spun around so she would not see me then assertively walked across the store and went for Starbucks elsewhere

See x-girlfriend, dodge, spin, starbucks, close call