What is Doe Poker?
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A male who is so self-concious of his penis size that he opts to use a Dildo to satisfy his lover and pass it off as the real thing. The dildo is often kept in the underpants of the male on the evening that sex is expected. When the female is ready for sex, the male says that he needs a drink of water before he starts, and proceeds downstairs where he can heat the dildo either in the microwave, or with a lighter. Doe Pokers can be identified by their dislike for oral sex and their insistence on fornicating in the dark.
I thought Brian was hung like a Black Ox, but it turns out that he is nothing more than a Goddamned Doe Poker!
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Rolling on the floor laughing pissing in my pants tears in my eyes.
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