Does The Carpet Match The Drapes?

What is Does The Carpet Match The Drapes??

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A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

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