What is Does This Make Me Look Fat??


1.

Girl asking her boyfriend/husband if he likes her looks. No right answer can possibly come of this. Usually followed by screaming or noise as hand/fist/foot connects with husband/boyfriend's body part.

Does this dress make me look fat, dear?

I don't think it's the dress, honey.

*SLAP*

2.

Actually, there is an answer to this statement that is as feared as " you are the father". Though it is a question.

GF: Does this {article of clothing} make me look fat?

BF: Before you ask me, ask yourself, 'Do I feel fat wearing this?' Then, maybe I can give you a better answer!


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