Doft

What is Doft?

The act of forgetting your ID at home. Mainly in respect to going to 18+ or 21+ establishments.

Justin: "Dude, if you doft us again, you can sit outside the bar all night."

Jon: "baller"

Mickey: "Let's just go watch A Scanner Darkly."

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The proper form of the verb "to be" in the case of Figs (i.e. the fourth person)

Corn doft that.

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