Dog Baby

What is Dog Baby?


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A canine mammal purchased by a newlywed couple to be used as training for eventually having children. This custom is typically practiced by college-educated Caucasian Americans.

Eddi and his wife have a dog baby. They named it Fozzie T. Bear. It's extremely furry.

See dog, baby, white people, white, yuppie, infant, puppy


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