What is Dog Balls?
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when a man's scrotum is warm, loose, and sweaty, allowing his testicles to flop wildly within his underwear, thus leaving them suseptible to injury.
"I had the worst case of dog balls during that frisbee match, I almost sat on them during half time."
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2.
To get the short end of the stick; Short Changed
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A greeting or term of enderment "Whats up Dogballs"
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To phyiscally have canine testicals dragged across your face.
"Whats up Dog Balls"
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"I was sposed to meet this honey at the bar and totally got dog balled"
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3.
In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Dog Balls refers to holding pocket 8's (two 8's) as your hole cards. Superstitiously viewed as an unusually difficult hand to crack(beat).
I decided it was my time to go "all in" when I was dealt the dog balls.
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4.
When a male person puts his testicles between his legs and thus allowing them to stick out the back.
Hey bitch, have you ever seen a set of "Dog Balls"? Oh you have? Well have you ever seen a set like this? (At that time you proceed to force your nutts between your legs and show your partner) Ohhh, those dog balls! She will love them and lick them.
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5.
An Eight on any single hole in golf.
Damn, I missed my putt. That makes it a Dog Balls
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6.
Eight marks in a game of American Darts (baseball).
Woodcock splashed 2 trips and buried a double for dog balls.
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foolish insolent talk; see
shut the fuck up, that is pure dogballs!
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