Dog Bandit

What is Dog Bandit?

Judeo/Christian/Muslim substitute for the infidel phrase "God damn it!".

As I appraoched our bedroom I heard a shout.

"Dog bandit! Where's my condom?", exclaimed Roger Moore as Heidi Fleiss laid naked on her back with her ankles to her ears.

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On The Sniff

1. To be on the lookout for a sexual partner. Originates from the animal world where the male and female of a species will sniff each other..

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