Dog Catcher

What is Dog Catcher?

A dude who has a penchant for screwing ugly chicks... especially when he gets drunk.

Joe's a real dog catcher. After 4 beer's he'd screw Jaba the fuckin' Hut.

See Knucklehead

A metaphor in political prose for the lowest possible and least-regarded elected office or politician thereof.

Johnnie Smith's platform is so insane and out-of-touch that he couldn't get himself elected to dog catcher of Maysville, much less to Congress.

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