What is Dog Chapman?
1.
1. A small wrinkled shit log.
2. A tiny turd in a toilet.
3. Struggling to shit and only being able to squeeze out a poo ball.
1. When I opened the rest room door, Larry Craig was jacking off and I noticed someone had left a Dog Chapman in the bowl.
2. When I flushed it all went down except for a Dog Chapman.
3. I was on the bowl for 30 mins and finally was able to shit out a Dog Chapman.
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Dog Chapman is a 5'4", 122 lbs. Dog wears special cowboy boots that make him 5'6" tall. His face is so destroyed from smoking he has to wear sunglasses.
This self proclaimed "bounty hunter" was involved in a murder some years ago. He was able to reduce his charge by ratting out his friends.
His roving band of white trash people often chase tiny crack heads and spray them with pepper spray.
Duane Dog Chapman is a total pussy.
Look honey, Dog Chapman just tackled another girl.
Why does Dog Chapman think he's an Indian?
Dog Chapman pretends to be from Hawaii when every one knows he is a white trash person from the trailers of Colorado.
How does Dog Chapman fuck that fat wife?
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A bounty hunter that works in Hawaii with his family and owns a Bail Bonds business all over Hawaii. He is an excellent man that works hard with his family and gets all the drugies, rapers, stealers, killers, abusers off the street. Many people hate on Dog Chapman and his family because...who knows? They are just jealous because they have a lot of fame and are very sucessful and great in what they do.
example: Dog Chapman and his family dedicate their lifes into bounty hunting and are very merciful towards people.
example: Dog Chapman and his family believe in giving second chances.
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