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A mortician that enjoys fishing.
That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker..
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Shorter term for female genitalia.
I reached her vaginatals last night.
See vagina, genitals, genitalia, balls, testicals, labia..
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A fictional number (not imaginary) that one uses when they need a random number.
Guy #1: If 5x + 12 = 11 + 6, what is x?
Guy #2: Uhh....