Dog Fight

What is Dog Fight?


1.

When, at the start of the night, all the guys put money into a pot, and decide to go for the dirtiest of dirties. At the end of the night, whoever got with the filthiest girl wins the pot.

"This party is going to be pure dirt from Uptown."

"Better call a Dog Fight!"

2.

A group of males on a night out put money into a hat. At the end of the night the male who pulled the ugliest lady wins the pot.

*Beginning of the night*

Greg - "You up for a dog fight?"

Dave - "Yeah, a fiver in?"

Greg - "Go get Alan an then its £15"

*End of the night*

Alan - "Dave your bird was the dirtiest slapper I've ever seen in my life. You deserve £15 for that!"


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