Dog Food Shit

What is Dog Food Shit?

The kind of shit you take the morning after a long night of drinking. Not quite solid, not quite watery. Just a lump of shit that resembles dog food.

"Bill, come in the bathroom..."

"Why?"

"I had 6 pints of Guiness last night and I took the most richeous dog food shit!"

"Mondo sweet. Dont flush. I wanna see."

See dog, food, shit, poop

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