What is Dog Fuck Party?
1.
A group of employees who should be working, but instead are either:
1. Standing around doing absolutely nothing
2. Doing something very obviously NOT work
...on company time.
1. 'Water cooler' conversations with more than 2 people for more than 3 minutes are considered a dog fuck party.
2.
Pigs at the donut shop,pigs in the parking lot sitting in their cruisers,pigs doing pretty much anything is considered a dog fuck party.
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Random Words:
1.
An exclamation of excited approval.
Greg: So Jared I heard they're serving crepes at the dining hall now.
Jared: AAAAOOOOOUUUGHHH..
1.
A longing, desperate, smoldering glance at a stranger, strategically engineered to command their sexual attention.
I glanced fucked thi..
