Dog Hash

What is Dog Hash?


1.

Dried dogshit, i.e. What I pass off as marijuana and sell to you when you're completely wasted. I'll tell you it's a special blend from some place exotic like Maui, but it won't be. Actually, it'll be the morning ploppings of the neighbor's doberman (if I can get close enough!).

Guy: What did you do last night?

Me: Payed off some school loans son! Been selling dog hash since 5 pm!

See funky shit

2.

Dried dogshit, i.e. What I pass off as marijuana and sell to you when you're completely wasted. I'll tell you it's a special blend from some place exotic like Maui, but it won't be. Actually, it'll be the morning ploppings of the neighbor's doberman (if I can get close enough!).

Guy: What did you do last night?

Me: Payed off some school loans son! Been selling dog hash since 5 pm!

See funky shit


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