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When you're so far up that wet hatchet wound that your knuckles are bangin' on those beef lips like a drum.
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A friend to all, but especially to the Meat Man. Additionally, a butt flower that grows internally. An avid fan of book clubs.
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A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or gi..