Dog Humper

What is Dog Humper?


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A pathetic excuse for a bald, under emotionally developed man with mommy issues that normally dates busted chicks.When he actually gets a beautiful woman, he really is just too stupid to keep her....meaning nothing but Plain Janes,woof-woofs,Granny Panties, or Loneliness for the rest of his life.

Good thing he can play with his bird.

Brian Blopp:

Hey man you've resorted to dating ugly bitches!"

Kevin Klopp: Ugly "biches".Yes, I am Kevin Klopp the "dog humper." Really bone head move of my dog-humping self to let that beautiful blonde get away!"

See dog fucker


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