Dog Lady

What is Dog Lady?


1.

1. Noun: A childless, usually single female who has one or several dogs and treats them as surrogate children, referring to herself as "Mommy".

2. Noun: A female dog-owner who insults parents of actual children by insisting that caring for a dog is as difficult as raising a human child.

3. Noun: A woman who has a gift for interacting with animals, but has difficulty with human social interaction.

4. Noun: A woman who consistently bores others with unsolicited anecdotes about her pet's behaviour, propensities, or illnesses.

Dog Lady: "Oh, Peekie kept me up all night whining. It's as hard as having a baby!"

Sane Girl: "Actually, it's NOTHING like raising a baby! I cannot leave my baby in the backyard all day while I go to work. Shake your head, you stupid Dog Lady!"

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"Can you believe it? That stupid Dog Lady spent our whole business lunch talking about little Peekie's fucking hernia operation. Then, out came the Christmas pictures!! I just about went medievalon her sorry dog lady ass!"

2.

A lady in the Orange Park Country Club that looks like a mana with a huge ass dog that gets her computer guy to come over while her husband is away so that she can get free sex.

The dog lady called me over to fix her pc and there was nothing wrong with it.


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