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Secks between a normal-sized person and a midget.
A twosome would involve two normal-sized people, so therefore a one-and-a-halfsome wo..
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Getting a blumpkinin the bathroom of a greyhound bus while going down the highway.
On the way to the ski hill I got a New York Thruway ..
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An expansion of minda to an inebriated individual.
An individual in an alcohol induced stupor. Categorized by slurred, pointless commun..