What is Dog Poop?
1.
The blues, mental depression or sadness.
Bubba had a new tattoo he'd gotten last night with his mastercard, a hangover, had lost his dentures, the double-wide was leaking, he was a nickle shy for a lotto ticket, the tag on the Firebird was 2 months out-of-date and the transmission was leaking a quart a day, was being sued because his Blue Heeler raped a poodle and his court date for child support was tomorrow...he felt like dog poop.
2.
A Weltanschauung characterized by angst.
"Fuck me to tears", said Leroy, for his whole worldview was nothing but dog poop.
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A phrase that emphasises the lack of care for something or someone. Often mistaken as 'I could care less'.
David: Quick Bert!..
