Dog Poop

What is Dog Poop?


1.

The blues, mental depression or sadness.

Bubba had a new tattoo he'd gotten last night with his mastercard, a hangover, had lost his dentures, the double-wide was leaking, he was a nickle shy for a lotto ticket, the tag on the Firebird was 2 months out-of-date and the transmission was leaking a quart a day, was being sued because his Blue Heeler raped a poodle and his court date for child support was tomorrow...he felt like dog poop.

2.

A Weltanschauung characterized by angst.

"Fuck me to tears", said Leroy, for his whole worldview was nothing but dog poop.


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