What is Dog Salesman?
1.
A man dressed as a wizard, with many dogs on leads all around him. He can stop time in order to try and sell you a dog.
"Shit man, time has stopped for no apparent reason! what is going on?" *dog salesman appears with multiple dogs* "Would you like to purchase this dog young sir?" "why of course, are you doing a buy one get one tree special offer?" "why yes, i am... you can have this brown dog and a tree for only £3.99" "i'll take it!" *dog salesman disapears. Time Resumes*
See
Random Words:
1.
When you and your lover hook up under water and have mad sex in the delicious weightness underwater kingdom. Dolphin world is one place ..
1.
Response to the phrase "get a room" when wildly making out, inscenuating that the accuser is being hypocritical, thus causing ..
