What is Dog Shit?
1.
What I'll vote for if it runs against Bush in 2004
2.
1) Something that is worthless and of inferior quality.
2) Fecal excrement left by a dog.
(At the annual town chili festival)
Judge: "Alright Frank, we all know that you are a chili genious. You have made the best chili in town for two years already. No doubt that this will be your third year."
Frank: "Indeed sir, this is my latest recepie that I sure hope will make everyone's taste buds dance and sing! Go on, have a taste!"
Judge: *gets a spoon and tastes Frank's chili* *gags in disgust* "Why I am very sorry Frank, but this chili is utter dog shit."
Frank: "Whaaat!?"
Old Lady: "Hey you Frank, have you seen my Fido around here? He's a large Great Dane and I have had a history of trouble keeping him on my leash. I am very sure I saw him right here. In fact, I even saw him climb up onto your stove and take a crap in your chili while it was still cooking!"
Judge: *suddenly feels very sick and loses his dinner all over the ground*
Mark H. slangdefine author since February 2004.
3.
Main ingredient of chicken mcnuggets, along with damn pork, beef, rat, and the rest of the shit shoved into those shitass cakes.
Billy: Ma, this is dog shit!
Mom: But billy, aren't chicken mcfuggets your favorite?
Billy: *shoves some nuggets up his ass*
Mom: WTF?
4.
Dog Shit.. Something that every fucker has trod-in..
"Oh steven, Iv just trod in dog shit, Oh nevermind whats new"
5.
Simple Plan is synonymous with dog shit.
"Dude! I just saw dog shit in concert!"
"Wow, you're cool..."
6.
worst of the worst. inferior. dreg, dolt, cretin. On the same level of pond scum.
mikey rhmeyer is dog shit.
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7.
1)The actual matter that is exited through a dogs asshole.
2)Any smokeless tobacco product labeled Cougar, which is made by Conwood.
Whoa! Tommy thought that was a Zero bar, but it was actually a piece of white dog shit!
Don't dip that dog shit, get you some Copenhagen.
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