Dog Toffee

What is Dog Toffee?


1.

Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.

Crap! Which bastard left that dog toffee there?

2.

those 6" long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.

'Oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee'


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