Dog Welder

What is Dog Welder?


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The scientific term for the magnetron tube used to generate microwaves in a common microwave oven. Purportedly, if these tubes are removed from the safe confines of the oven and energized they will generate enough energy to weld two dogs together. Hot damn!

Oh man, is that a used microwave? Let's crack that sucker open and make one bad-ass dog welder!


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