Dog Wood

What is Dog Wood?


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If you've ever had the opportunity to stand downwind of a blooming Dog Wood tree then you already know that they reek of Semen worse than a pair of Janet Reno's undies. Either that or a bag of Funions.

I busted a Dog Wood all up in that bitches face. And that's before she even touched it! Gee Tommy, she must really think I'm a fagabeefy.

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