What is Dogballs?
1.
The act of lowering your nut sack on to the lips of someone that is passed out. The nut sack touches the lips but does not actually enter the mouth as it does in the act of tea-bagging.
Did you see what Jerry did to his buddy the other night at the end of that party? He just dropped his nuts right on his face - dogballs: the ultimate degradation.
2.
An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.
This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."
"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."
"dogballs to that."
or
"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"
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3.
1. Simply not meeting the standards
"I paid $1,500 for this dog-ball ass ERM."
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4.
When a male has not had sex, jerked off, or had wet dreams for a while and the balls droop due to excessive semen back up.
Jack: I'm so frustrated!
Friend: Why dude?
Jack: My girl ain't giving up the pussy!
Friend: Man u must have dogballs
Jack: The shit is hitting the ground!
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