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Petroleum jelly used for masturbation.
My roommate: This vaseline is starting to smell like my dick.
Me: Dude that's sick, I thin..
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when you are fisting a girl and you grab the first thing you feel and pull
she was a bitch so i gave her voltars angry glove
See shit ..
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The ultimate in pwning. Finishes off the set of owning one is capable of: own, pwn, pwnage, pwnzord, pwnzordorizatinagatate. Can only be..