What is Dogger?
1.
One who participates in the rather dubious activity of standing around in the bushes in remote areas watching young couples have sex in their cars. After a good watch, they whip out their penises and have a group circle jerk, to build camaraderie between fellow doggers..
Look!! It's a filthy dogger!! Over there in the bushes!! Quick! Get the axe!!
2.
Noun: One who refuses to participate or avoids a given situation.
Verb: Dogging. The act of avoiding or "chickening out"
Colloquial Australian slang term
"Have a go you dogger"
"Are you dogging the party"
"Don't be a dog"
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3.
The unit of measurement for quantifying the level of visible ass crack based on the number of thawed hot dogs that could be stuck into the exposed ass crack.
"Damn...why doesn't that fat ass just wear a belt?"
"No shit...that's at least a three dogger."
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4.
a person who pretty much ditches another person
"Oh my gosh, that girl just ditched us! What a dogger!"
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5.
A Giant heap of steaming dog poop!
Docco: Ahhhh feck! Just stood in some dogger!
Lewis: Thats a big Dogger alreet mate!!
Amy: I spotted that one a mile off!
Anton: It gave my Astra a flat tyre!!
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6.
A flacid penis; a limp dick
We knew he was gay when he still had a dogger after she took his cock in her mouth.
Sorry babe but all that booze gave me a permanent dogger.
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7.
A Briton. In Dublin rhyming slang.
Derived from 'dog shit': 'brit'
"Would you ever keep it down ya prick. Them poor doggers next door only moved in last week"
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