What is Doggie-bag Dyslexia?
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A mental disorder which causes a person to place their left-over meal into the lid of a take-home box at a local restaurant. Although the top and bottom may look similar, any person with this disorder will consistently choose the wrong side. Although symptoms are typically mild, if left untreated, results may include the following:
a) Unexpected loss of your meal on the way back to your car.
b) Sauces/dressings leaking onto pants, car seats, or refrigerator.
c) Misrepresentation of the restaurant’s logo which typically appears on the lid of the box (a Felony in most states).
Doggie-Bag Dyslexia.
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