What is Doggystyle Years?
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The number of years older than you a porn star really is, even though she may be your exact same age.
The math works like this:
1 year in porn = 5 years additional age.
So, for example, a person who is 33 and has been in porn for 9 years is really 33 + (9*5) = 78.
Me and the star of "Ass Angels" are both the same age, 33, but in doggystyle years, she's really 78.
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