Dogjumpers Edit Meaning

1. The Act of calling in sick to work on a Tuesday with the goal of making the week seem far shorter. "Theres no way i can work a ful..

1. to masturbate (verb) "I'm gonna just go home and draw my monster" See floggin the dolphin, wanking, bashing the bishop..

1. A euphemism for dick-sucking lips; a funny little shortening of dick-sucking lips: often used to confuse others That girl had ducklips,..