Dognition

What is Dognition?

A new realization about life that a dog has.

When my poodles went to the back fence and saw that there were dogs in the next yard, they were excited by the dognition.

When auditing a dog, the end phenomena is usually a dognition which includes a calm pause, a laying down and a quiet knowing look.

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