What is Dog's Bollocks Syndrome?


1.

An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.

To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lickit's bollocks? Because it can.

Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.

Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.

Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.

Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.

You: That's because they've got DBS.

Someone else: DBS?

Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.

See dog, bollocks, lick, can, dog's bollocks, because


34

Random Words:

1. A woman's orgasm juice when thick. When I was rubbing her cunt, I could feel her cunt gravy was as thick as glue See cunt sauce, ..
1. longest swear word ever; used on buffy the vamp. slayer once zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker! See sekio..
1. Ted Nugent, after being all sweaty! Brendizzle: Alex, did you like the Ted Nugent Concert? Alex: Yea, I love me some Sweaty Teddy. Se..