Dog's Breakfast

What is Dog's Breakfast?


1.

An unappealing mixture of many things... a hodgepodge... a disorganzined mess... but probably still usable (or consumable in the case of food.) From the idea that a dog will eat anything and feeding it a mixture of whatever is on hand. (Unappealing because only the dog finds its breakfast appealing... if you see or smell the dog food in the morning, as you're feeding the dog, it may well turn your stomach.)

Those contractors didn't do very good work and the made a real dog's breakfast of that job

2.

"dog's breakfast," which has been British slang for "a complete mess" since at least the 1930s. While no one took the time to write down the exact origin of the phrase, the allusion involved seems to be to a failed culinary effort, perhaps a burned or botched omelet, fit only for consumption by the mouth of last resort, Fido. As a vivid figure of speech meaning something so fouled up as to be utterly useless, "dog's breakfast" can cover anything from a play plagued by collapsing scenery to a space mission ruined by a mathematical error. "Dog's dinner," which seems to have appeared around the same time, means exactly the same sort of disaster, but has the advantage of being attractively alliterative. Both phrases are heard occasionally in the U.S., but are more common in the U.K. and Commonwealth countries.

That bedroom looks like a dog's breakfast. Clean it up man!

See mess, disaster, failure, dump

3.

when something is done in a very poor manner it is said to be a dogs breakfast

you have made a complete dog's breakfast of this

See cock up, mess, nob

4.

The human brain and what it's worth, according to author Kurt Vonnegut.

How could he have figured it out on his own using only that dog's breakfast between his ears?

See brain, mind, head, gray matter, thought

5.

An easy to prepare breakfast dish consisting of a slice of toast topped by two softboiled eggs and cut into bite-sized pieces. Ketchup is optional.

"What do you want for breakfast, sweetie?"

"Oooh, Mom, would you please make dog's breakfast?"

See food, breakfast, recipe, eggs, toast

6.

A chess possition where white is kicking black's ass by means of an ingenius pawn offensive.

D-dog's got a tight dog's breakfast goin' on. Black homie's possition is wack.

7.

Usually eaten in morning - A dog's breakfast

Eat your breakfast dog.


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