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When innocently playing Oregon Trail, when one of your party members manages to magically break their leg while calmly riding in a wagon..
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A bottle of tequila
I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.
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Uncontrollable nosepicking, without regard for privacy or present company.
Oh shit! I looked across and that kid was totally going daw..
