Dogwank

What is Dogwank?


1.

The act of arousing and satisfying your dog (or cat), by gently rubbing their genitals with your fingers (or tongue if you wish) while sitting on the sofa watching an episode of Eastenders.

"So what did you get up to last night?"

"I stayed in a gave Rover a good old dogwank before letting him lick his jizz off my hand and face"

2.

A useless, unreliable, human specimen who lets you down, uses you and is completely rubbish

Men are total dogwank

See dickhead, knobjock, wanker, pleb, dick


97

Random Words:

1. Opposite of Shatpank. Good, great, wicked, 'Bo, Cool Beyonce is totally shadpank Dude, your crib is shadpank..
1. When one dives head first into a gaping Flangeor Bald Eagle. Usually getting they're eyes covered in lady cum. That girl over ther..
1. a uber russian name, sometimes used as an insult. usally only cool people use it. " You're such a Vladyslav!" See Jill..