What is Dogwank?
1.
The act of arousing and satisfying your dog (or cat), by gently rubbing their genitals with your fingers (or tongue if you wish) while sitting on the sofa watching an episode of Eastenders.
"So what did you get up to last night?"
"I stayed in a gave Rover a good old dogwank before letting him lick his
jizz off my hand and face"
2.
A useless, unreliable, human specimen who lets you down, uses you and is completely rubbish
Men are total dogwank
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