Dogwater Edit Meaning

1.

precum or pre-ejaculate

coitus interruptus is not a good method of birth control because of dogwater.

See precum, cum, jizz, sperm

2.

Term for tap water ordered in a restaurant in lieu of bottled water. Common usage in Europe.

Those cheap bastards at table 6 want dogwater with their dinner.

See dogwater, water, restaurant, tap

3.

The act of talking absolute, complete and utter shite (usually under the influence of alcohol)

Listen to Chris - he's talking dogwater *again*...

See John

4.

A tasty drink that inspires stupidity.

Bartender! - another pint of draught dogwater please...

5.

a) NOUN - A form of 'A Priori' inert, knowledge which forms the basis of all Human Understanding.

b) The Christian Belief in Original Sin.

We are all born with Dogwater on the brain which is the basis for why humans can be sooooo mischievous !!!