Dogwater Cafe

What is Dogwater Cafe?

Almost a bar, far from a cafe. For bad food and company, this is the place to go. Managed by a glorified bouncer and his puppet.

"We treat you like the dog you are!"

its true!

Jizz-kill Theory

1. Includes feeling regretful,and outlandishly weird after a sexual encounter. Usually on one night stands. Most notably, you are not attr..

Herpaghonnasyphilaids

1. a combination of every std known to man. invented by me, j. merkowitz. damn, that bitch has herpaghonnasyphilaids, just like ur mom. S..

Fur Taco

1. Vagina, et. al. damn, i'd like ta hit dat bitch's fur taco wit some sour cream...

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