Doik Edit Meaning

1.

Midwestern to East Coast slang pronuciation of the name 'Dirk'

C'mon Uncle Doik, let's jam!

2.

An insult when someone is acting like a dick and dork at the same time.

Or when you're feeling too kind to call someone a dick but they deserve to be called something harsher than a dork.

When in a car - "Stop flipping off the people on side of the road you doik!"

See dick, dork, idiot, gronk, wanker, loser, ass, knob

3.

oops! shit!

(crash) "doik!"

See lauren

4.

a short rabbit like punch

"i'm going to doik you in the nose"

See punch, jab, poke, pop

5.

A random syllable pronounced in such a way to rhyme with 'yoik.' Intended as a slur that carries with it every horrible prejudice anyone harbors against a person and their kind.

Doug: "There! I advance to blue...and I win again!"

Max: "Oh, you...you...doik!"

Doug: "What! What's a doik?"

Max: "If you must know, I made it up as a horrible epithet!"

Doug: "Oh."

Max: "I'm so ashamed! I intended it as a slur that carries with it every horrible prejudice anyone harbors against you and your kind..."

Doug: "My kind?"

Max: "Yeah, but it's not a real word--just a random syllable I spat out."

See idiot, wuss, wanker, turkey, fink, boob, cheesehead, gringo, mutt

6.

Dracula Organization In Kansas

You idiot, that goes over there....doik.

See dracula, in, kansas, dumbass

7.

a foolish, nerdy person who tries too hard.

what a doik

See jh