Doin An Elford

What is Doin An Elford?


1.

a teenager performing hand sex..(wanking) over a webcam to an ugly whore for attention , ofcourse for an orgasm and for the gal

usually performed over a messenger service such as msn

molly: put ur webcam on

luke: ok

molly: show me ur cock

luke: u seen this before

(masturbation)

molly: oh yeh baby

(girl begins to masturbate on the majority of occasions)


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