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A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.
Girl: Hey..
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when you fall asleep wilst in the process of doing the horizontal monster mash
dude dave went to bed with this hot chick and totaly ida..
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The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.
Guy 1: Happy Patch Tu..