Doing A John

What is Doing A John?


1.

Lusting after a young girl with the intention of postponing a sexual proposition for an undetermined number of years.

Often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone.

So my little sister just started junior school. Yeah, she is doing really well, better than I was at that age. Hey John, I won't be in lesson because I've got to go and pick her up at three.

Four more years...

2.

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

3.

to unexplainably lose all your money in five hands of poker

'Damnit five hands and im all out!'

'shut yo jibba jabber and stop doing a john!'

*crys then begins to masterbate*

See john, poker, money, hands, texas, lost


30

Random Words:

1. a brown-haired, blue-eyed bombshell of the female variety. exceptionally rare, found mainly in subterranian arctic regions of italy. du..
1. From the Neo-Ghetto era.....To oppose another in a violent manor oh, so you gonna jump stupid on me? 2. To get krunk on a person for ..
1. The catchphrase of Revolver Ocelot from the Metal Gear Solid series. A sign of high respect and admiration. Given to him by Big Boss in ..