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A penis that has claustrophobia and that goes un-erect when a condom is put on.
im sorry i can't have sex because i have jakes pen..
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Woke Up Inside My Dad
The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad.
"dude, i got retarded off ..
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The extra inch of length a shaved penis appears to have over an unshaved one.
The optical inch my shaved cock has makes it look bigger...